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Injuries leave Boston with memories, concern

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One-armed Bandit

Apply plenty of Heat to that injured elbow.

Happy Mother’s Day.

Two teams, two games, two crucial playoff victories at Boston Garden, and, two gruesome injuries…

Rajon Rondo secured his place in the lore of Causeway Street by elbowing his way through the Heat Saturday night. He beat Miami with one arm metaphorically tied behind his back after dislocating his elbow in the 3rd quarter – returning to play with one elbow and three testicles. What make Rondo’s performance (11 assists and two brilliant one-armed baskets in the 4th quarter) even more memorable was his attitude after the game…

“It’s broken. It’s no big deal,” he told a stunned ABC’s Lisa Salters. When pressed on the issue later, Rondo added: “I didn’t have to do much scoring — just directing. That’s using your mouth, using my legs.”  He finished with 6 points, two of them coming on a stupendous slam over LeBron James with 6:14 to play…

His elbow is tougher than Matt Cooke, J.D. Drew and Chris Bosh (thanks to Greg Lee for that one) – combined. Rondo skipped Sunday’s practice. Game 4 is Monday night at the Garden…

Speaking of Game 3 – when Shaq tumbled to the floor – we felt it in Florida…

Rondo’s effort evoked the stuff of Larry Legend. More specifically, Bird dragging his bad back and nearly-broken jaw up and down the court for one last hurrah in the 2nd half of Boston’s Game 5 victory over the Pacers in 1991. Bird finished with 30 points, nailing shots left and right while the old Garden crowd went berserk. “All I know is that they’ll be talking about him for a hundred years,” said Indy coach Bob Hill.  Added Larry: “When I hit the floor… I was in a lot of pain, but I could hear the crowd out there and I thought, ‘I can’t leave those guys out there all by themselves.’ ” …

For Patrice Bergeron and the Bruins – the result was the same but the injury was markedly different. Bergeron suffered a concussion after a relatively clean hit by Philly’s Claude Giroux in the 3rd period of Friday’s 5-1 Game 4 win. This injury is all too familiar for the Bruins (see Marc Savard) and Bergeron. His status remains unclear for the start of the Eastern Conference finals against the Tampa Bay Lightning…

Patrice Bergeron Bruins

Patrice Bergeron's return is uncertain. His long-term health should be the lone factor in determining when he plays again.

Where Rondo drew wide-spread praise for his ability to play through pain – some morons out there feel Bergeron should suit up for Game 1 – not matter what. Rondo will recover from his elbow woes and – unless he plans on pitching middle-relief for the Red Sox some day – should not suffer any long-term damage. Bergeron, however, has had 3 concussions that we know about. He may be one-hit away from permanent damage – unless he’s already there…

Bergeron has ignited the Bruins offense in the playoffs with 12 points and 10 assists. Now, it’s Tyler Seguin time. The last game the Bruins played in the Eastern Conference finals was on May 23, 1992. That was the day after Johnny Carson’s finale on “The Tonight Show.” Now when we say “Heeeeere’s Johnny,” we mean Boychuk

It’s still hard to take the Tampa Bay Lightning seriously – even though the franchise won a Stanley Cup in 2004. Even more hard to believe – the state of Florida and nation of Canada each have the same number of teams alive in the NHL playoffs…

Watching Dice-K pitch at 2:30 in the morning is a lot worse than watching him pitch at 2:30 in the afternoon. For the record, Thursday morning’s 2:45 a.m. finish was the latest in Red Sox history. Sunday was a nice comeback for the Sox – winning 9-5 – and an even nicer birthday for Adrian Gonzalez

Just 8 days ago, Osama Bin Laden was safe and sound in Pakistan, the Bruins were still haunted by last year’s choke against Philly and John Lackey was coming off a another loss. Well, some things never change…

The only guy more depressed than the Al-Jazera announcer  breaking the news of Bin Laden’s death was Tom Caron doing the post-game show after that 13-inning marathon early Thursday…

Daddy's little girl isn't happy.

Urban Meyer: Daddy's little girl isn't happy.

Waiting for the newest reality show: “#Twits on Twitter.” Rashard Mendenhall began the tw-idoicy last week with a series of tweets lamenting the fact we didn’t get Bin Laden’s side of the story. Tennessee running back Chris Johnson then basically called out the entire Orlando Police Department via Twitter for being racist because they followed up on a routine complaint about extra traffic in and around his up-scale Orlando apartment building. And even Urban Meyer’s daughter, Gigi, got into the act by asking ESPN “for her father back.”  Guess Urban wasn’t singing “Thank heaven for little girls” after that embarrassment…

As Orlando Sentinel columnist Mike Bianchi points out, athletes (and others) have been thinking and saying dumb things for years — just now everyone else knows it. My solution – when you sign up for Twitter – you should be banned for a week before you’re allowed to tweet…

Speaking of tweets – Laden’s final tweet: @alqueda Pizza guy at door, be back in a minute…

Now the players at Ohio State reportedly got themselves and their family members some special deals on 50 car sales that may have broken NCAA rules. A salesman who received game passes from Ohio State athletes handled many of the deals at two different dealerships. Ohio State has since taken the salesman, Aaron Kniffin, off the pass list. What’s next? Are we going to learn that Jim Tressel was also in charge of Fannie Mae and Freddy Mac…

Poor Columbus – if he knew half the stuff that would go in Columbus – he would have discovered Australia instead…

"I know nothing!"

Keeping an eye on things in Pakistan - along with Ohio State and UConn.

Funny, the same guys in charge of compliance at Ohio State and UConn are also in charge of the Pakistan Intelligence Agency — Mohammed Schultz and Kahlid Klink. Good grief, Bin Laden was hardly “hiding” – if there was a “Pakistani Idol” he would have been hosting it…

Speaking of “Idols” – Stephen Tyler’s new book is doing so well, they’re planning to make a movie. It will be called “Dude looks like a lady.”…

With the Lakers wiped out – Kobe Bryant won’t just encourage Dwight Howard to head west — he’ll be driving the moving van to Dwight’s house. Heard they have a sleepover planned for Monday night…

A 20-1 longshot named “Animal Kingdom” won the Kentucky Derby and paid $43.80 to win. Two of those winning tickets – along with $14 for parking, $30 for a t-shirt and $15 for lunch – will get you a day at … Animal Kingdom.

Obnoxious Boston Fan can be heard on “Open Mike” with Mike Bianchi and Brian Fritz on 740AM the Game in Orlando. He can be reached at obnoxiousbostonfan@hotmail.com and on his Facebook page.